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Metal Blog – NME.COM: The Twenty Heaviest (Metal) Records Of All Time by John Doran

Posted on Thursday, May 19th, 2011

This blog has been written to upset you. “OMFG! He’s compiled a list of the world’s heaviest albums and not included ‘Necrotic Wolf Enslavement’ by Crepuscular Molestation Cauldron!”, “No ‘Massive Fucking Apocalypse’ by Cataclysmic Death Flange – no credibility!” Don’t worry that the concept of heaviness in any kind of music is utterly subjective…

…anyway, I hope some of these albums enrich your week – if not your entire life. All of them to a man, are so heavy they deserve to be listened to on one knee, facing north, drinking red wine out of an upturned skull goblet while wearing the most extravagant hat you own and displaying the kind of pained expression that suggests you’ve just trodden on an upturned plug with bare feet.

1: Electric Wizard – Dopethrone
We might as well get the obvious one out of the way first. Dorset Satanic doom revivalists Electric Wizard set the bar to a new all time low at the turn of the century when they recorded this masterpiece. The Palace Of Heaviness is accessed by the Road Of Excess via the Tradesman’s Entrance Of Bad Vibes and the band’s daily intake of vodka, cannabis, speed and LSD while recording means this album is sick in every sense of the word. If you don’t own this album, stop what you are doing now and purchase it. Put it on your stereo, smoke a lid and then await enlightenment. Or enheavyment as the case may be.
Taster track: ‘Funeralopolis’
Heavier than: Dr Manhattan’s massive blue cock in a giant lead condom.

2: SunnO))) – ØØ Void
At the end of 2009 the track ‘Hunting & Gathering (Cydonia)’ from SunnO)))’s ‘Monoliths & Dimensions’ was named the Heaviest Song of All-Time by American radio DJ Jason Ellis. This is as may be but you need to go to the beginning of their career to hear the album so heavy that it created its own weather system. Stephen O’Malley and Greg Anderson first came up with the idea of playing extremely slow, drop tuned Melvins and Earth riffs at brain rupturing volumes while dressed as monks in the late 1990s. Some of their earliest gigs made people so angry that they took to playing behind their amplifiers instead of in front of them. Luckily for us, they persevered and their first sign of mass engorged genius was this, their second album in 2000.
Taster track: ‘Richard’
Heavier than: A brass elephant.

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Brooklyn Vegan: Roadburn Festival 2010 in review Pt.II

Posted on Saturday, May 8th, 2010

It’s been a long few days for Kim Kelly, who is currently gallavanting around Europe with Mike Scheidt and YOB, but the metal maven filed the below Roadburn report to tie up the rest of her time at the 2010 edition of the epic festival that took place during an ...read more

Roadburn 2010 by Achrome Moments Photography

Posted on Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

We asked Paul Verhagen (Achrome Moments Photography) to share some of his finest photos of Roadburn 2010. Here are his choices: